Listen kid, let me tell you how it is.

When you are young and cute they let you get away with anything. Jumping on furniture, licking people. I've seen it with me, and now I see it with you.

But then you get older and they start to care about stuff they never cared about before...like your hair on their black pants and your breath in the morning.

Soon they get a new model and you mean NOTHING. Nothing. Mark my words kid, some day you to will be barking for attention and begging to be let out every five minutes, just to get some alone time with one of them.

And they'll just think you have old kidneys.