That's not my mom below, by the way, that's the dreaded Mother-in-law. Who is not really dreaded at all. But whatever. I promised my moms I would post a picture of her here after this weekend, so I will. Because I love my mom and give her what she wants!

My right boob hurts. I'm hungry and gassy. And it's hotter than hell in my office. I wish I was home with Bill and Eva but instead I am waiting for a meeting that starts at five. Bitch and moan. Bitch and moan.