Why I Am Glad I Don't Usually See My Ass
I was feeling triumphant and gorgeous over that fact that I don't have any stretch marks yet. My belly skin looks gorgeous and is soft and radiant.
We don't have a full length mirror at home, so I mostly look at work, or do the best I can with just my eyeballs.
So I never really though to check BEHIND me. Well, I just used the bathroom at work, where there is a full length mirror. I made the mistake of turning and looking as I pulled up my pants. And there they were. Little red, wormy lines. ALL OVER MY ASS.
We don't have a full length mirror at home, so I mostly look at work, or do the best I can with just my eyeballs.
So I never really though to check BEHIND me. Well, I just used the bathroom at work, where there is a full length mirror. I made the mistake of turning and looking as I pulled up my pants. And there they were. Little red, wormy lines. ALL OVER MY ASS.
posted by Martha at 11:50 AM
4 Comments:
Just so you know, you just made me run (okay, waddle) to the mirror to look at my butt.
It's ok...stretch marks are the badge of motherhood!I can say all this, because after almost 2 years, my "badge" has faded considerably!
julie...and what did you find???
A lot of cellulite from sitting on my ass all these months!! Now I'm getting all these spider veins crawling across my stomach that seem to multiply daily... a keepsake after I'm done being pregnant.
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