When I was in high school I had to get braces. And before the braces, I had this thing called a palatal expander. The expander ran across the roof of my mouth and every monring and evening I cranked a little key it to make it wider and wider, which resulted in the slow and steady movement of the bones in my upper palate and face. It hurt. Like hell.

And apparently I have had a similar device implanted in my pelvic bone. I can FEEL that sucker opening up more. Sweet Jesus, it hurts.

So I'm not sleeping. And on top of the my boobs are leaking and I got stuck on the kitchen floor on Saturday, and had to use the fridge to pull myself up.