Last night Junior Miss found her thumb. This afternoon, my descent into becoming a person who can only talk about (and brag about) her child was completed. Seriously...I have become so boring, I think, to all of the world beyond Bill, my parents, and Bill's mom. You don't need to agree, I know it is true. But I don't care. I can still listen to other people talk about the outside world, and I can converse, in a limited way, for a very short time, before changing the subject to EVA EVA EVA.